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The Free Theatre invites you to take a flight on Samson Airline, the newest and cheapest airline in the country ($9/$11), small snacks from the onboard kitchen inclusive, with drinks and duty-free souvenirs also available. The live in-flight entertainment will cover the story of Samson by way of explaining the name of the Airline. Texts for the live in-flight entertainment will be by God, the Prophet Mohammed, George W. Bush, Steve Earle, and Mohammed Atta, amongst others. The Airline Director is Peter Falkenberg and the design of the aircraft is by Richard Till. Your Pilot for this flight will be Captain Ryan Reynolds and your Co-Pilot, Mr George Parker. Miss Kate Hamilton and Miss Marian McCurdy will be your Stewardesses. Boarding takes place at 9.11pm nightly from 12-16 November, at the Gate in the South Quad of the Arts Centre. Boarding Passes will be available at the Gate, or can be booked in advance by phoning 365-3159.
Page One:
Airline Director: Peter Falkenberg
Aircraft Design: Richard Till
Pilot: Capt. Ryan Reynolds
Co-pilot: George Parker
Stewardesses: Kate Hamilton and Marian McCurdy
Page Two:
Samson's Riddle:
Out of the eater
Came something to eat
Out of the strong
Came something sweet
Atta's Prayer:
There is no God but God
There is no God who is the God of the highest throne
There is no God but God, the God of all earth and skies
There is no God but God, I being a sinner
We are of God and to God we return
Page Three
Light Meal:
Special lamb
Special bread
Special sauce
Drinks:
Special Tea - $2
Special Black Coffee - $2
Special White Coffee - $2
Duty-Free Shopping
Delilah Perfume - $4
Delilah Eye Shadow - $4
Delilah Lipstick - $4
Delilah Underwear - $20
Samson Handcuffs - $6
Samson Hair Lock - $4
Samson Eye Patch - $4
Samson Flour - $2
Samson Towers - $50
Samson Comb - $2
Samson Honey - $10
Samson Razor - $2
Page Four
"Jerusalem" by Steve Earle
I woke up this morning and none of the news was good
Death machines were rumblin' 'cross the groun where Jesus stood
And the man on my tv told me that it had always been that way
And there was nothin' anyone could do or say
And I almost listened to him / Yeah I almost lost my mind
Then I regained my senses again / And looked into my heart to find
That I believe that one fine day all the children of Abraham
Will lay down their swords forever in Jerusalem
Well maybe I'm only dreamin' and maybe I'm just a fool
But I don't remember learnin' how to hate in Sunday school
Somewhere along the way I strayed and I never looked back again
But I still find some comfort now and then
Then the storm comes rumblin' in / And I can't lay me down
And the drums are drummin' again / And I can't stand the sound
But I believe there'll come a day when the lion and the lamb
Will lie down in peace together in Jerusalem
And there'll be no barricades then / There'll be no wire or walls
And we can wash all the blood from our hands / And all this hatred from our souls
And I believe that on that day all the children of Abraham
Will lay down their swords forever in Jerusalem